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Monday, 01 October 2018 12:25

To pee or not to pee...

That is the question? There are two types of Scuba Divers. Those that piss in their wetsuit & those that don’t tell the truth. We all do it. Very few of us want to but it’s a law of science. When submerged in a liquid the level of pee pee in the bladder is in direct proportion to the amount of water you have consumed prior to the increase in your surrounding pressure and a decrease in temperature change, thus resulting in an overwhelming urge to release the pressure valve, resulting in a temporary warm flow of pleasure in the speedo department. Unfortunately the bi product of this biological process is an immediate decrease in body temperature & a most unpleasant lingering aroma of a Englishman who just spent the night in a pissoir. So it’s up to you to weigh up the pros and cons. A burst of pleasure, or smell like Useless Pete’s diaper!

Published in October